"French ‒ I hear that’s a modern language."
— Michael Faletra, Hum 110 (via shitreedprofessorssay)
"He actually got himself decapitated. Way to go, Crassus."
— Michael Faletra
"Daring to speak truth to power. Or if not quite truth to power, at least he spoke his own mind to power."
— Michael Faletra
"Canada! Give him Canada! I wish I could have Canada…"
— Michael Faletra, on life after the Consulship
"Idle speculation as to how many ships Antony’s handsome face could launch…"
— Michael Faletra
"12 years go by. Marc Antony is dead. Long story."
— Michael Faletra
"It says Augustus’ birthday was September 23rd and later it says he’s a Capricorn. It doesn’t match up - that’s a Libra, my friend. God, know your signs!"
— Michael Faletra
"Augustus owns Egypt. Let me say that again - that’s his wallet. Where did you think all those tombs went?"
— Michael Faletra
"Cicero, who never had much of a self-esteem problem to begin with…"
— Michael Faletra
"He’s kind of a tragic Captain Kirk"
— Michael Faletra, on Marc Antony in “Antony and Cleopatra”
