Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
Not only did they say “I’m going to build a house on that fucker,” they put a goddamn tunnel of stairs through the rock. Look at that thing. Boat, then ladder, then tunnel of stairs, then the house. Those aren’t even stairs on the outside.
I’m just wondering how the hell they got the furniture in there.
(via phoebe-in-wonderland)
WHY DO TIA AND TAMERA HAVE A REALITY SHOW AND JULIA AND I DON’T
WE ARE FUCKING DELIGHTFUL
AND HILARIOUS
WE ARE SO ZANY AND UNPREDICTABLE, TOO
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
BUT I’M NOT SURE HOW FUN THAT WOULD BE
BECAUSE I’M PARANOID ABOUT PEOPLE WATCHING ME ANYWAY
SO I WOULD SPEND THE WHOLE TIME RUNNING AWAY FROM THE CAMERAS
I’m just saying, I would watch it
“Telegram companies still totally exist BTW”
Quoth The Boy, when we were talking last night.
I have an awkward email I need to send to CF. Gracie wrote me a version which I am not sending, and I think the best way to do this is via telegram.
Something like:
Dear CF STOP Please send {the things I need} posthaste STOP Yours &c me STOP
So that there is no scary stuff.
Would that be weird?
Also he’s the kind of person who would appreciate a telegram, I think.
"SOON, YOU WILL BE PLUMP WITH MY SEED. And std’s."
— Helene, my perfect roommate (via dizzymissgracie)
Here’s a little madlib for you, “The Illustrator’s Lament”:
No matter how many ( cool objects, people, or scenarios ) I draw, I will still be a ( self adjective ) ( self noun ) who will never ( fanciful action ).
For instance:
No matter how many tough lady space marines I draw, I will still be a cautious nerd who will never fire an interstellar harpoon.
Kali, you’re bloody amazing.
(Source: dealwithademon)
